|
|
Thursday, September 2nd, 2004
| |
12:02 am
|
I hung out with Claudia and Joan today. It was fun. We went to Mr. Newbury's party. He's an older gentleman, very nice. All I remember is him giving me a cold Pepsi, drinking it, and then waking up on the sidewalk downtown. That's weird. That happens every time I go there. His drinks taste funny, but a good kind of funny, I guess. I don't really remember.
I got a new ring tone on my celly! It's really cool. It's the National Anthem. I love it.
Sorry, I'm in a rush. I'm on the webcam with Rick and he just pulled out his cock. Gotta go.
Oh, one more thing. I found out earlier today that Jake is my uncle!!!!
|
|
(4 comments | comment on this)
|
| Tuesday, August 31st, 2004
| |
1:53 pm - sxe
|
OH
MY
GOD.
Girl, Jake left me! How in the hell is that small-dicked, floppy-eared, missing-toed, no-neck bitch gonna leave me? Oh well, whatev. Been chilling with a guy named Rick since he's been gone. Rick's dick is bigger, his ears aren't as floppy, he has all his toes, and he has a neck. So he's already a step ahead of Jake, even if he is a crack dealer. I like that in a man. Commitment. It takes a lot of commitment to be a drug dealer. And a cell phone. You need a car, too, or really strong legs. Somebody calls you up and need something, shit, you can't be like "let me give it to you tomorrow." Cuz your ass would get shot!
Yeah, whatev. I'm going to go smoke some crack and lick a pussy.
|
|
(27 comments | comment on this)
|
| Monday, August 23rd, 2004
| |
12:59 am - What a day!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
|
As I said earlier, I'm chilling with Joan and Claudia. Today was Joan's 33rd birthday. She's getting up there, huh?! We went out drinking. But I got Coca Cola, I'm not into alcohol. We got shitfaced! I pissed myself because I simply could not hold it in any longer! Joan almost got murdered by the Mafia because she was seen with me. I got away and left her there, but Hell, I'm not going to sit around and get my face chopped up. She only got a scratch, they fixed it with 39 stitches. It was gushing blood and she passed out for a little while, but she always does that. FUCK YOU, KANE! THANKS FOR GETTING THE MAFIA AFTER MY GIRLS AND ME! God, I hate that prick. He wears this stupid mask all day, because of the wrestler Kane. He thinks he is Kane! I mean, sure, they have the same name, but fuck him. Fuck his ass. It's not like we don't know who to bring home tonight. I mean really! Come on! You're all fucking lying. You know you like to suck cock every once in a while.
Anyway! So, yeah, Joan is 33 now. She just got back from the hospital and now we're all chilling again. It is quite the good time. We all decided to get naked, put on granny panties, oversized bras, and run around outside. OMG It's so much fun! Everyone was throwing stuff at us, but it's OK, because I felt pretty.
OMFG MY COUSIN'S CAT DIED TODAY! I can't believe it! This is bullshit! But I'm kind of happy, now we can chill again. She paid so much attention to that stupid pussy. It made me angry. But I'm always happy. I don't know what it's like to be angry. Angry is just a different kind of happy to me. The only expression you'll ever see on my face is a smile. I've never cried, unlike my cousin who is bawling her eyes out about that cat. WHO CARES! It's not like it's your husband. You can get a new one.
I love this.
I really do.
Really Really Really.
I love that word!
Wad.
That's a good one too.
Meatwad. LOLOLOL. OMG.
Claudia and Joan, I hope you two are happy.
current mood:  ecstatic
current music: Kenny Chesney *~*~*~*~* No Shoes, No Shirt, No Problems.
|
|
(4 comments | comment on this)
|
| Sunday, August 22nd, 2004
| |
7:03 pm
|
At the moment, I am at Claudia and Joan's house. Carlos is over. We are jamming out to Beck's "Where It's At"! It is a good time. I love traveling and seeing those bitches and that pimp. But I hate how they look. They're all black, I'm the only caucasian person in the house. Their mother, Polly, is straight from Africa. And their father, Dale, is just black. His parents came from Georgia, and his grandparents were from Africa. Ethiopia, to be exact. I went there once, and Jesse and I fed the Ethiopian Geese. They're so big!!!
Sometimes I wish I were black. But I'm just too white. I did grow up in the streets, though. And I got shot when I was 19, so I'm half-way African American. I tell people I'm 10% black and they believe it. I love lying. But I only do it when I want to make myself believe it's true. I would never lie to any of you, though. I trust you all and like you a lot, even those of you who I just added. Speaking of those I just added! Please add me back! You won't regret it.
I think Carlos is a homosexual. I've been pondering that for the past few years. We been tight since '86, and when he turned 23 (He is 28 now), he started showing homosexual tendencies. I mean, don't get me wrong, I have nothing against homosexuals, I just don't want to be friends with a faggot. He's so funny, though. He always jokes about how ugly I am, and how unattractive all the women he meets are. He hasn't had a girlfriend since '93. And he's a virgin!
Joan is chilling with her 2 year old neighbor, Marie. That's so fucking queer. What is she trying to get from that child? Sometimes I wonder about her.
I just got over my period, thank God! I was bleeding so heavily. I was going through 6 tampons in one hour! That means I changed it every ten minutes. That's pretty crazy, if I may say so myself.
Well, sorry I didn't write much today. But I'm in a rush, and I have to go. Talk to you lovely fucking bitches later! Peace out, sluts! ♥
|
|
(6 comments | comment on this)
|
| |
5:33 pm
|
Yesterday was good, fool. Tamika, Claudia, and myself went to the park and swung on the swings. We rapped to Coolio's "Gangsta's Paradise" and remembered the good ol' days, when we used to go to the park, swing on swings, and rap to Coolio's "Gangsta's Paradise".
I got a snake skin shirt at the MTV store in Times Square today. I've been on vacation in New York the past week, I'm going home on Wednesday. I miss Delaware so much. But New York City is a lot of fun. Delaware is so much more exciting, though.
My birthday is in 6 months and 21 days! I've been counting down since April. Jake said he's not going to be with me on my birthday, but he says that every year. Well, he never is with me on my birthday, but I usually break into his house and act like nothing's wrong. It's okay for me to do that, we been tight since '99. He always threatens to leave me, though. Oh well! I know who wears the pants in this relationship!
I can't wait to see Rick James in concert. He's a superfreak!
P.S. Claudia, girl, don't be down. You always got me. Remember that time we got drunk with Jamie and then she got hit by a car and was in a coma for a couple years, then she died? LOL That was sooo weird! Just remember that, it will make you laugh.
|
|
(6 comments | comment on this)
|
| Saturday, August 21st, 2004
| |
5:50 pm
|
Hi, and welcome to my new journal. My old one got suspended (I still don't understand why), so I made a new one. The world is so easy.
Well, I'm looking forward to starting fresh and making new friends. Add me! Have a great day.
|
|
(2 comments | comment on this)
|
|
|
|
|
![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif){kind=small}
emo_nigga's journal